Whatever bad thing might happen to you today, you will not know the sting of slipping down or falling completely off the billionaire’s list.
While there are more billionaires than ever before, some have lost ground to newcomers and upstarts, which serves as a reminder that everything is relative.
And it also reminds me that there are just not enough limericks about billionaires.
A woman who’s worth a gazillion
met a man who had only three billion
“You’re too low for my taste,”
she said, “I’d be disgraced
to be seen with you at the cotillion.”
Like the Buffets, the Lowells and the Cabots,
your investments have mated like rabbits.
While the money had fun
you’ve become overrun.
And you’re dwarfed by the vault it inhabits.
You felt rich today when you awoke.
But you just lost a billion on Coke.
Now your status has…
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